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product_id: 257619995
title: "CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift"
brand: "kruzroyal"
price: "55.24 DT"
currency: TND
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Kruzroyal"
url: https://www.desertcart.tn/products/257619995-cs861-im-not-saying-im-batman-im-just-saying-nobody
store_origin: TN
region: Tunisia
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# High-gloss finish for easy wipe-clean Durable rigid MDF wood, not flimsy cork Iconic Batman quote for subtle hero vibes CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift

**Brand:** kruzroyal
**Price:** 55.24 DT
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🦇 Own the mystery. Sip like a legend.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift by kruzroyal
- **How much does it cost?** 55.24 DT with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.tn](https://www.desertcart.tn/products/257619995-cs861-im-not-saying-im-batman-im-just-saying-nobody)

## Best For

- kruzroyal enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted kruzroyal brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Silent Guardian of Your Desk:** Drop a witty hint with the legendary Batman quote that sparks curiosity and camaraderie.
- • **Built to Withstand Any Mission:** Crafted from premium rigid MDF wood, ensuring long-lasting durability against daily coffee battles.
- • **Effortless Cleanup, Zero Drama:** Glossy, smooth finish wipes clean in seconds—because even heroes spill sometimes.
- • **Perfect Size for Every Batcave:** Compact 9cm x 9cm square fits seamlessly on desks, coffee tables, or man caves without stealing the spotlight.
- • **The Ultimate Gift for Your Secret Hero:** Ideal for dads, colleagues, or friends who appreciate humor and style in their everyday essentials.

## Overview

The Kruzroyal Batman Coaster is a premium 9x9 cm wooden coaster featuring a witty Batman quote, crafted from durable rigid MDF with a high-gloss finish for easy cleaning. Perfect as a stylish, functional gift for fans and professionals alike, it adds a subtle touch of superhero flair to any workspace or home bar.

## Description

Do you operate in the shadows? Are you the silent, watchful guardian of the office coffee machine? Does your sense of justice extend to ensuring everyone uses a coaster?Perhaps you're not the hero they think you are. Perhaps you're something more. You need an accessory that doesn't blow your cover... but drops a very, very heavy hint.Introducing the Kruzroyal Batman Coaster – The Unofficial Gear for Your Secret Identity.This isn't just a coaster. It's plausible deniability. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, sitting right there on your coffee table. It poses the one question that has no logical answer:"I'm not Saying I'm Batman, I'm just Saying Nobody has Ever seen me and Batman in a Room Together."The evidence is circumstantial, but compelling. Let them wonder. Place your mug down with the quiet confidence of a man who might just have a grappling hook in his briefcase.A Legendary Gift for Any Occasion:It's the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who is your personal hero.It’s on your colleague's desk, earning a knowing smile from everyone who gets the joke.It's a subtle, cool addition to the man cave, right next to the Batarang collection.A Heroic Build for a Legendary StatementWe've engineered this coaster with the quality a hero deserves.Excellent quality gift coaster: A premium product for a man of mystery.High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster (not weak cork): As dependable and steadfast as Alfred.Easy wipe clean glossy finish: Because even the Dark Knight spills his tea sometimes.Package Quantity = 1 Coaster Only: One perfect piece of evidence.Approx. Measurements: 9 cm x 9 cm: The ideal size for the Bat-Signal... or a mug.It's not the coaster they deserve, but it's the one they need right now.Add this legendary coaster to your basket. Your secret is safe with us. Kruzroyal Logo is a trademark of KT International Ltd Registered in England. The unauthorised use, disclosure or copying of this product design or any information is strictly prohibited. Trademark no UK00003240989.

Review: A great drinks coaster - An ideal small gift for any Batman fan, good value for money, nice quality and great to use as a drink coaster.
Review: Fun gift - Great fun gift for a batman lover

## Features

- 🦇 DROP A HINT... OR A MAJOR CLUE? For the silent guardian of the office or the watchful protector of the remote control. This coaster features the legendary quote: "I'm not Saying I'm Batman, I'm just Saying Nobody has Ever seen me and Batman in a Room Together." The perfect, witty accessory for your resident hero.
- 🎁 THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE HERO IN YOUR LIFE: Searching for a gift for the man who has everything (including a secret identity)? This is it! A brilliant present for a dad, husband, brother, or colleague. Ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas stocking fillers, or just because.
- 💪 BUILT TOUGHER THAN THE BATMOBILE: A hero's gear needs to be reliable. This coaster is crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), ensuring it’s tough, durable, and ready to withstand any mission... or a hot cup of coffee.
- ✨ SLEEK FINISH, EFFORTLESS CLEANUP: Even Gotham's hero appreciates low maintenance. The coaster boasts a flawless, high-gloss finish that not only makes the text sharp but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It handles spills without any drama, leaving you to focus on saving the city.
- 🇬🇧 THE PERFECT ACCESSORY FOR THE BATCAVE (OR OFFICE): Sized at a practical 9cm x 9cm, it’s a great addition to any desk, man cave, home bar, or coffee table. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to protect surfaces while you protect your secret.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B07DLGB1TQ |
| Best Sellers Rank | 71,359 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 242 in Coasters |
| Brand | Kruzroyal |
| Brand Name | Kruzroyal |
| Colour | Navy Blue, White |
| Country Of Origin | United Kingdom |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 out of 5 stars 139 Reviews |
| Dishwasher safe? | No |
| Is Dishwasher Safe | No |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 9L x 9W centimetres |
| Item Shape | Square |
| Manufacturer | Kruzroyal |
| Material | Wood |
| Material Type | Wood |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Product Care Instructions | Dry Clean Only |
| Product care instructions | Dry Clean Only |
| Shape | Square |
| Unit Count | 1.0 count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Kruzroyal
- **Colour:** Navy Blue, White
- **Material:** Wood
- **Product care instructions:** Dry Clean Only
- **Shape:** Square

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A great drinks coaster
*by V***N on 25 June 2025*

An ideal small gift for any Batman fan, good value for money, nice quality and great to use as a drink coaster.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun gift
*by H***N on 20 June 2026*

Great fun gift for a batman lover

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fabulous coaster - got a giggle!
*by A***2 on 19 January 2024*

Bought this for my hubby for Christmas and it was lovely, was a great stocking filler! Excellent product! The puppy also thought that this was a great thing so much so she chewed it up and now I need another one!! Will you be selling more of these please? Thanks.

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*Product available on Desertcart Tunisia*
*Store origin: TN*
*Last updated: 2026-08-16*