--- product_id: 68597752 title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem" brand: "embtao" price: "52.57 DT" currency: TND in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "Emb Tao" url: https://www.desertcart.tn/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close store_origin: TN region: Tunisia --- # 3.5 x 1.5 inches - perfect size Hook & loop fastener - ultra secure Washable & non-toxic - durable daily use If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem **Brand:** embtao **Price:** 52.57 DT **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🧢 Make your gear speak louder than words! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao - **How much does it cost?** 52.57 DT with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.tn](https://www.desertcart.tn/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close) ## Best For - embtao enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted embtao brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Built to Last:** Crafted from premium cotton with washable, non-toxic embroidery for long-lasting vibrance. - • **Bold Statement Size:** At 3.5 by 1.5 inches, this patch commands attention on jackets, bags, and hats alike. - • **Versatile Attachment:** Includes free loop tape for easy sewing or quick hook-and-loop mounting on any gear. - • **Instant Tactical Upgrade:** Velcro-compatible hook backing lets you swap styles in seconds—no sewing needed! - • **Vintage Vibes, Modern Edge:** Classic embroidered text with a cheeky message—perfect for standing out in any crowd. ## Overview The 'If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close' embroidered patch by EmbTao is a durable, 3.5 x 1.5 inch cotton applique featuring a strong hook-and-loop fastener for quick attachment to tactical hats, jackets, backpacks, and more. It includes a free loop tape for versatile mounting options and is washable, non-toxic, and designed for thick fabrics or gear, making it a bold, reusable statement piece for adults. ## Description EmbTao Patch Embroidery is an art. Tao is the art of balancing design, technology, quality and details. EmbTao is the ultimate embroidered patch. The back of the EmbTao patch is Velcro-compatible. It is safe and non-toxic. In addition, the same size hanging tape is free. You can add our compatible Velcro patch to your garments. You can also sew our hanging tape to your clothes and then add our patch. With our Velcro-compatible patch, it will take you only a second to make your custom garment. Package: 1 x Velcro compatible patch and 1 x hook tape of the same size. Review: definitely one for a thick jacket or a bag. Not flexible at all. - It's a great patch, quality construction and finish. bright colour and a decent size that appears standard. It isn't however good for a shirt or thin jacket. the hook and loop attachment make it too stiff for that. although the hook and loop is uber strong so that's an excellent plus for this patch. You'll just be better putting it on a thicker jacket pocket flap or on your bag/pack. where there's no flexing of fabric. That said the backing strip of loops is quite flexible on its own and quite easy to sew to fabric. it's only when you stick down the patch it becomes stiff. so that's something to bear in mind. Review: Great patch - if you like the design get it, its strong. ## Features - Hook backing patch for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free. - Patch Measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall. - Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability. - Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more! - Package: 1 pcs Hook Backing Patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed free. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B07CTCMZJ3 | | Age Range Description | Adult | | Best Sellers Rank | 372,128 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 1,304 in Embroidered Appliqué Patches | | Brand | EmbTao | | Brand Name | EmbTao | | Colour | If You Can Read This | | Country Of Origin | China | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 837 Reviews | | Embellishment Feature | Embroidered Text | | Item Shape | Rectangular | | Item Weight | 0.3 Ounces | | Manufacturer | EmbTao | | Manufacturer Part Number | 471M-EU | | Material | Cotton | | Material Type | Cotton | | Mounting Type | Buckle,Hook | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Pieces | 1 | | Product Style | vintage | | Size | Taille unique | | Style | vintage | | Theme | Alphabet | | UPC | 708210898034 | ## Product Details - **Brand:** EmbTao - **Colour:** If You Can Read This - **Material:** Cotton - **Mounting type:** Buckle,Hook - **Number of pieces:** 1 - **Shape:** Rectangular - **Size:** Taille unique - **Style:** vintage - **Theme:** Alphabet - **UPC:** 708210898034 ## Images ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61GbGbnI95L.jpg) ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61QrSNswwpL.jpg) ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61LJXPKC+0L.jpg) ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61pZvVXc2SL.jpg) ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51AGn+drrdL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ definitely one for a thick jacket or a bag. Not flexible at all. *by M***Y on 2 September 2024* It's a great patch, quality construction and finish. bright colour and a decent size that appears standard. It isn't however good for a shirt or thin jacket. the hook and loop attachment make it too stiff for that. although the hook and loop is uber strong so that's an excellent plus for this patch. You'll just be better putting it on a thicker jacket pocket flap or on your bag/pack. where there's no flexing of fabric. That said the backing strip of loops is quite flexible on its own and quite easy to sew to fabric. it's only when you stick down the patch it becomes stiff. so that's something to bear in mind. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great patch *by A***B on 14 November 2024* if you like the design get it, its strong. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great *by F***E on 17 July 2024* I bought this for my cap ## Frequently Bought Together - If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Mama Says I'm Special Tactical Morale Emblem Embroidered Fastener Hook & Loop Patch - EmbTao Hello I Am Antisocial Tactical Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.tn/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close](https://www.desertcart.tn/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close) --- *Product available on Desertcart Tunisia* *Store origin: TN* *Last updated: 2026-08-12*