- Down Under Intimate Hair Removal Cream, Painless, 5.1oz

Shaving the undercarriage is not the easiest, so years back I decided to explore some options. From studying I 1st tried old school Magic Shave (the powder that is mixed with water to make a paste). This stuff works but you're supposed to scrape it off which sucks and if you get the timing wrong it'll burn the hell out of you. Stinks to high hell too. Went from that to Neet bikini area. Doesn't smell as bad as Majic, but still stinks. It also works and I found it not as finicky about timing, but it will burn as well. From there I got a personal laser hair remover (Tria). Lets just say that when turned up to a level that will actually remove the hair it's pretty painful. Like getting shocked in a little tiny spot, but then you have to do all your tiny spots. Gave up on that. Wife went so far as getting some wax because I asked for it...be careful what you ask for! Not sure how people can do that regularly. Gave up for a while and went back to shaving or going full bush. When doing some research to better shave the wifes area I came upon a recommendation for this product. I thought I'd try it first since I don't want the wifes area to get burnt slap up, right? Didn't trim at all, just slathered this everywhere. I'm talking front to back, side to side. Once covered I set a timer for 10 minutes. That's right, I went straight to the max time! I knew enough from previous experiments to be ready to get it off me if I felt the tingle. Never did and I figure this stuff isn't going to work, but I did get that certain smell (hair melting I guess) so I let it ride the full 10 minutes. Jump in the shower and use a washcloth like the directions said. Basically wiped my pubes right off! Sort of disgusting since I hadn't trimmed at all, but I'm talking down to bowling ball smoothness on first try. It says you shouldn't use again for 3 days, but I figure a quick go-over weekly should keep things smooth as a cue ball. Since my project went so well my queen tells me she will be the test subject this evening. Guess I'll set this one up for scheduled delivery!

I followed the instructions and applied to a small area for the four minutes. No hair was removed and no signs of irritation. The next day, I applied to the whole public area and let it sit for six minutes. Near the end of that six minutes, I applied to the testicular area and immediately felt a burning sensation I immediately rinsed. I have severe irritation in the testicular area and am watching for any blistering. Meanwhile, even with six minutes on the pubic area, very little hair was removed. I’m sure the results vary by user. Be careful with it. The chemical burn sucks.

First of all, the smell would not be pleasant. I must say, the first time around i used it and followed both instruction (waited 4 minutes on the first try and 10mins on the second try) and it didn’t work so well but after that, I tried to use it longer. I used it on my pube hair area, wrap tissue to protect the thing that it was not supposed to go to and it works like magic! It says in the instruction to wait minimum 4 minutes and 10 minutes maximum but in my case i need to wait a little more (like 5 more minutes) and most of the hair is gone, just need to wipe it down with force (so the hair sticks to the wash cloth or toilet paper). Had to use it twice so i clear the small hair that was left. Just like what other people say, washing it with running water will not cut it.

The instructions are unclear. The "haha, wink wink, nudge nudge" nature of how any of these kinds of products are presented undermines the efficacy of folks who need explicit instructions. Give me an R-rated instructional video of a real person using it and show the actual "wiping" of hair away instead of cutting to the end result, I already know what a penis looks like. To that end: - use more than you think, a first application is going to be like a third of the bottle - use even more than you think. if the hair isn't completely enveloped by the cream, it won't work. - shave as much as you're comfortable shaving before using this or you'll use a TON of product on your first application - seriously, use more than you think you need to - consider seran wrap for your glans and upper shaft, this stuff gets everywhere - 4 minutes is enough for extremely thin, wispy hair. coarse upper pubic hair barely started to show results by minute 10. - "wipe away" is disingenuous. the hair needs to be scrubbed off in a lot of cases. for thicker hair at the base of the shaft and towards the lower inguinal region I needed to use my fingernails to lift the hair out after a 10 minute application. I just did my first application. I shave but always end up cutting the hell out of myself and end up using tall guard for my scrotum. Thicker hair was about 2mm and the thinner scrotum hair was between 4-6mm at the time of application. I used roughly a quarter of the 5.1oz bottle and it barely covered. In the future I will only be using this on my scrotum and lower inguinal region where I can't safely use a razor -- the upper pubic hair is way too thick, and easy enough to shave without cutting myself to waste this product on it. As mentioned above, "wiping off" was hardly the reality. Aggressive scrubbing with a washcloth after 10 minutes of treatment was required to remove the hair. I fully expect subsequent applications should go a lot better with the shorter hair, but I also expect to go through a tube of this stuff every 2 months. It doesn't smell great, either. How this product works is it literally melts the hair. If you've worked with chemicals (cars, paint, other industrial stuff) and had your hand/arm hair curl, weaken, and break off, this is basically the same. Similar to scorching your hair with fire as well, how it curls and then kinda brushes off? Same thing, minus the smell, and without pain. So after my ten minute application I'm left with mostly stubble with some small patches where the cream thickness wiped itself thinner due to walking from the bathroom to my office and back.

I tried this before shaving things down. In light of that, trimming most of it off first may have been a better choice, but who knows maybe the smaller hairs would have been harder to wipe off. Anyways, I tested it out and laid it on thick like it says to do, which took a few minutes. Waited 4 minutes to see if it was doing anything. After 4 minutes a test and it didn’t seem to be doing anything, so I waited a little longer after I fixed the spot I tested. After 5-6minutes I tested it and started wiping it off. It says use a damp cloth, well I think a little humidity and water really helped the process more. As I was wiping off the cream it started to work more. At first I was like this is crap but as I began to wipe, more and more started to come off. I would say wait at least 6 minutes after spreading it on before cleaning it off. It ended up going from full bush to smooth with a few areas of small hairs. It didn’t burn, not even in the pivot areas like the thighs. I didn’t get any bad smells like the other types and it felt like it left my skin really nice. Of course I rinsed off in the shower for a bit to make sure I did get all the cream off. CONS: Tried a second application and it still didn’t get the leftover hairs that were little so it started to get pickie and is regrowing back fast

No Burn, Quick Results, Ultra Smooth! No cuts, no pulling, fast and easy!

Final update. Tried it again, same results. I would pass this by since it is expensive and doesn't really work well. The next week we tried Veet for Men sensitive. Worked really well compared to Nads. But don't exceed the recommended time too much or you will get a little sensitive down there for a day or so. Update: he tried it again with Alexa timing exactly 10 minutes, then he tested a small area again. Hair still didn't come off. Let it on 2 more minutes started using the washcloth to remove it. About 1/3 of the hair is gone and what remains can't be seen easily. Once again, no harsh odors, no burning or sensitivity. Around 4 am when we normally get up, he said he noticed that in the shower the next day that more of the hair was gone... so it does work sort of, but for the price, it's not a great deal. But if money is no option, then give it a shot. Got this for my husband because he can't stand the smell of Veet. This product has a very mild aroma, and even after applying it doesn't have that rotten egg smell like other hair removal creams. But, it has not worked yet, as we are still in the testing phase. The first time he tried it, he left it on for 4 minutes, and tried a small patch. It wasn't ready. So he left it on for 6 minutes. At that point, he wanted to wash it off and see if any hair came off, as well as make sure he didn't get burned by the cream. No on both accounts. The hair is still there and he had no complaints about burning or stinging, during or after application. My husbands 'hair down there' is not nearly as stiff and thick as most men I've dated, and as he is Norwegian with soft blonde hair from head to toe, I would have expected a better result. However, everyone's genetic make up is different so, we will wait until next Friday evening and try for the full 10 minutes. Will update then. Oh, and yes he keeps his hair trimmed extremely short down there, everywhere. But he wants the jewels to be extra smooth, because he said stubble pinches and stabs when you are dressed in tighter clothing.

This creme works very well, no stinging, rash or lingering smell

Solid cream, but I leave it at 14 minutes after a generous amount and wash it off.

not bad

I bought these based on a recommendation of a friend, as a nude artists model nicks and cuts don't look too professional and they do notice especially when the clients are using HD cameras etc. I do agree with a previous reviewer that you need an extra pair of hands when applying the gel as it tend to go everywhere and its best to avoid sensitive areas, which you can touch easily by accident. I left it for the recommended time and washed off the gel, and unfortunately a lot of hair was left. On trying it again I left it for the full ten minutes and then showered, this time it left my cock and balls as smooth as a babies' botty. I safely used the gel on the shaft, however, I would not recommend using anywhere the glands (helmet), just too sensitive. The only thing I would suggest to the manufacturers' of Nads, is could they do something about the "Funky" smell. It isn't bad (and I intend still to use this product before jobs in the future), but I am sure that they could come up with a better fragrance to it - perfume for the nether regions perhaps.

Being using this product now for about 12 months. For the price it works perfectly. With a normal amount of male hair ( been shaving for 20yrs) . Lathered up above the penis, under & all around. Under right up the cheeks and all over. I do the armpits. Works a treat in the pits. I do allow 10min for the cream to do it'd job. Wipe it off in the shower with a flannel. 97.5% smooth. It did burn ever so slightly in 1 spot the fold of the groin. Wife approves..

Works well on stubborn and long hair, not so great on stubble/short hair. Done for sensitive skin.