Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Candy - Assorted Fruit Flavors Keto Snacks - Vegan Gummy Bears, Gluten-Free, Low Carb, Keto-Friendly, Sugar-Free Gummies - Bulk 2 LB

So, the lady and I bought these after I told her the myth that sugar free gummy bears are practically a sweeter stool softener. We both walked this trial by fire cautiously by only eating a few bears the day we got them. No effect. Not swayed by this the next day we grabbed our bears in our little curious mitts and gobbled down about 10 each. Still, no effect. This is a good thing I now know. Boy do I miss the times when we were enjoying the mystery and joy of these bears. Day 3 rolled around and my lady was taking a nap so I decided, "I'm big, I'm brave, I can eat 25 gummies." These were words uttered from a fool. About 30 minutes after my critical error my stomach felt like someone was using my insides for batting practice for the homerun derby. My brow was non stop releasing sweat. I felt like what I think child birth must feel like. I was a breaking man. Then came the gas, oh lord the gas. You could power a 16 wheeler going from Maine to California with the flatulence that was leaving my body. This lasted for about an hour. It was about this point my girl woke up and I told her thP j.lN e grave mistake I'd made. So what does she do, go get some gummies to experience what I'm experiencing. That poor woman. We started making dinner when it hit me. Oh man did it hit me. They say only God can judge me but that is a lie. My neighbors I know were judging me as wave after wave of the diarrhea tsunami hit my porcelain. I bit down on my towel as I pushed through the voyage. After about 5 minutes of pure agony subsided I left the bathroom. Shame hung heavy over my head knowing I didn't respect the bears. Those cute little bears took me on a religious experience. An experience of pain, laughter, and lots of Glade air freshener. Never again on my life will I disrespect the bears. They are there for absolute emergency. Every time I open my pantry from here forward ill see them staring at me, smiling at me, reminding me of the trip I took took the the bottom circle of toilet hell. No report back from the lady yet, she wont leave the bathroom. May God have mercy on her soul. Oh and they taste pretty good. I'd recommended refrigerating them. Helps with the texture.

The flavor is difficult to describe. If you can get passed the smell and get them into your mouth, it tastes as I would expect old, damp newspaper to taste if you kept in the basement for a decade. Since I'm not a quitter I finished the gummy to the end, which is when I was able to detect a slight fruity flavor. I wanted to try these sugar-free gummies because while I'm working and concentrating, I sometimes like to chew on something other than gum. It will take a long, long time before I finish the bag, if ever.

I'm giving this a 5 stars for taste alone. These are not kind bears. They may look nice,but they will make their way out of your body in the most vicious way. I bought these because i was "backed up". After reading the reviews,i thought "why not?" I'll give myself a little healthy snack and make myself poo,2 in 1 shot,right? Wrong.I definitely ate more than a handful and all was well until the wee morning hours when all was quiet. I was startled awake with cramps and waddled my way to the potty. Nothing happened but pain, i sat there and placed the small trash can on my lap..i felt nauseous and sweaty. Finally after 10 minutes Satan dug his way through and immediately scared my cat away from his watchful post at my feet. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber,but the restroom scene where Jeff Daniels latches onto the toilet was where i currently was in life.I eventually made my way back to bed. 10 minutes under the warmth of covers i was shartled awake,fart stepping my way past the frightened cat, who then hid under the bookcase.Upon the throne i began texting my job letting them know i would not be able to attend. I told them of the cursed Satan bears i greedily gulped down. There was no way I'd be able to stay trapped in a vehicle for 5 hours when i couldn't even trust a poot.For 4 hours i suffered,not in silence.The chocolate waterfalls could be heard throughout the house.My husband and cat will never be the same again.Damn you Satan bears! (Still delicious)10/10 would recommend to a friend.0/10 would try again.

If you wanna take these bears to help you go to the bathroom they work perfectly. However, if you want something that taste really good. They’re not for me. They are very firm and hard to chew. The flavor is OK Ish but I do not like them and it’s like forcing them down it’s not something you enjoy so you definitely won’t overheat them. It only takes a few like six to get you going so they definitely have a laxative effect.

Let me start by saying I'm diabetic and have eaten keto/sugar free candy on and off for years. I have never had such interesting side effects from said sugar free candy until I tried these.These gummies have a weird oil taste to them that lingers in the mouth and makes the fingers a bit greasy. Could be mineral oil to keep them from sticking together. And they all taste like the same flavor, which I can't figure out - maybe Exxon Tutti Frutti?Me being a bit of a pig, I probably ate a few more than a serving, and after unsticking a bunch of gummi bear from my molars, went on about my business and eventually went to bed. Around 3am, I was shartled awake by abdominal cramping and incredible farts. After rolling out of bed and shuffling to the toilet, I became an unwilling participant in a colon cleanse, painting the toilet brown and making enough noises for the entire neighborhood to enjoy. I felt as though I may turn inside out. Stars burst inside my eyelids. I gripped a towel I was using to mop sweat so hard it became a diamond. I may have met Jesus. Even my cats were watching me from their positions in front of my feet with concern for my well being. Or waiting for me to die so they could eat my face.Fortunately, it was only one explosive episode that put White Castle and Taco Bell to shame, but the foul winds followed me through my work day, much to the chagrin of my coworkers. 10/10- definitely recommend these laxatives.