Sterling 201HT SafeCan Heinz Tomato Soup-Secret Stash Hidden Storage, One Size

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SAFECAN - HEINZ TOMATO SOUP'Further Manufacturer's Details (for this range)...Genuine replica cans Simply remove the base to reveal a secret compartment Ideal for hiding in the kitchen cupboards Review: Cash tin - Great can tin Review: Brilliant Diversion Tool - This is a brilliant diversion tool, exactly the same as the Safe Can Heinz Beanz replica, but with a Cream of Tomato Soup label on it instead. You could open a regular can of soup, beans, peas etc on the underside with a can-opener, but this product comes with a screw-on lid underneath, making it a bit more secure than an open-bottomed can with only other cans on top to weigh it down. Pop your money, backup keys and other valuables inside and place it at the back of the cupboard, still with a full can (s) on top to add weight. Then place other canned stuff in front and around it. Leave £18.13 in a visible place with a note saying, "Milkman," on it, as a decoy for the opportunist smack-head and you should theoretically save yourself more money on clearing up the mess usually left behind by low-life failed abortions that violated your space. They may be after food if they're genuinely in need, so leave an out-of-date sandwich on the work-surface for them to get food poisoning from. Opportunist failed suicides that can't find a cliff to jump off, usually want in and out of your property within about 2 minutes, between the hours of 11:30PM and 03:30AM. If this Soup Can idea doesn't make you feel easy. It's probably more to do with the fact that, "You know." Therefore, the answer is simple. Keep quiet about it and don't leave a note in the kitchen saying, "Money for Cocaine is in the soupn can at the back of the cupboard, second shelf up." If you don't want to put large sums of money in it and think that you might accidentally tell all your drinking partners where your secret stash is. Place your £1,000.00 contingency fund in a plastic bag, secure it to the inside of some s***ty pissy skid-marked Y-fronts / fishy knickers and place in the bottom of your washing basket with your other stinky cloths. Then let it mature. Poohy £20.00 notes if not sealed properly in a plastic bag are still legal tender. Plus, washing baskets are usually located in the bathroom with a sink to wash your hands in. Alternatively, if you are daft enough to trust bankers and are so naive as to think that the UK interest rate at 0.05% and VAT on food at 20% will earn you loads of interest. Go right ahead and place your money in the bank where G.C.H.Q. and his dog can see what you're worth. Most of all, the key to this Safe, is,"Silence."