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Nuff said.

There comes a time in every man's life when he has to ask himself a simple question: "do I want to wear clothing today?"As the leader of a 4 1/2 person conservative nudist cult based in Kodiak, Alaska, sometimes things can get a little brisk. Just last week, I was milking a reindeer with Sharon when I began to question the decisions that I had made in my life: why didn't I start the cult in Yuma, Arizona like my mother suggested?The answer was pretty simple: I was concerned about the Arizonian cacti and aggressive coyotes. The quiet, soft, and forgiving nature of Alaska was obviously the safer decision. As tears began to run down my cheek, freeze, and pierce my ice cold hands like tiny darts, I realized for the first time that my mother was right.In a moment of extreme clarity, I dropped the bucket of reindeer lactational fluid and sprinted back towards my double-wide mobile home. Today, I would make the biggest change of my life.Using my hughesnet satellite internet, I turned on my Compaq desktop computer with matching CRT monitor and opened the Opera web browser (which features impressive compression technology that allows me to view the internet at twice the speed of dial-up). Within the Ask Jeeves search engine, I asked the friendly butler: "I am naked and my hands are cold. What should I do? PS I live in Kodiak Alaska."5 minutes later, Butler Jeeves responded with a link to these "Joey Boy" socks. I had never worn socks before, but they looked to be similar to the shape of a human hand. Without much to lose, I placed an order using Western Union as my preferred payment method. Since I am not a Prime member anymore (our nudist colony voted against renewing due to the recent fee increases, and Sharon didn't like Season 3 of "Man in the high castle"), Amazon quoted me a 10 day delivery.After 10 cold days, my Joey Boy socks arrived in a discreet, neat package that would not tip-off my conservative nude congregants. While I don't wear them in public, in private I can say that these socks fit my hands perfectly (as all socks should). I have enough room to wiggle my fingers around and there is plenty of internal girth to easily grab a mason jar full of reindeer juice.Joey boy has opened my eyes to the concept of clothing as a device for providing warmth. I am excited to also order something called a "Beanie" which Jeeves says can be used to provide insulation for a human foot. Thank you again, Joey Boy. You have not only warmed my fingers, but also my heart.

Most days, I put on my socks one foot at a time, walk out the door, and proceed to be a complete jackass to anyone unlucky enough to cross my path. But. . .That fateful day, I put these socks on for the first time. . .that comforting, sly grin of the holy sun. . . Oh, how I knew things were going to change. A final tug on my second sock to complete my attire, and suddenly, my entire perspective of life, space, time, energy, and even my own existence itself became clear. The 75% cotton, 21% nylon, 4% lycra composition of this sock made standing for long periods of time tolerable. The mere fact that this sock was produced in my home country gave me a sense of community and pride. The sock perfectly fit my large soles as if they were made by the grinning Creator himself. Oh and by the light, the crew fit!If only I could be as grossly incandescent as these socks!

THESE SOCKS ARE SICK. real good quality, great design, medium thickness, seems well sewn/stitched and seems more like a compressed fit rather than a tight fit.. if that makes sense. i bought em for my boyfriend bcus he has played alot of dark souls and ive watched him play alot of dark souls, wish he'd play more tho, such a cool game. my boyfriend wears a size 12 mens and I'm a size 6.5 in mens and it fits us both!!! if you're thinking about getting then, just do it!

This was a hit at work.

Ah... finally... my very own sun.

They came quickly, which isngood as shortly afterwards the flame died. If it weren't for the jolly cooperation encouraged by those who also wear the socks of the sunbros....I'd have probably died.

Got them for my boyfriend. The material isn't thin, but not thick either, and they are holding up between washes. All the seems appear to be well sewn, no toes poking out yet. It's also not just a screne printed image on the sock, it's actually part of the fabric. Personally, I like them and would get more (though i do think they are a tad bit expensive for a single pair of socks, even if they are well made.) Praise the sun!