Norse Tradesman XL Viking Drinking Horn Mug - 100% Genuine Beer Horn Tankard With Thor's Hammer Engraving | The Mjolnir, Low Polish, approx. 30 oz
T**M
I grew a beard
So this was delivered after drunk me purchased it. Side note, amazon should have a sobriety test you have to pass before ordering stuff. Anyway, I thought I ordered the smaller one. Nope, drunk me went the XL version. It's the size of my head, as you can see in the picture. I also didn't have a beard until I drank out of this. Ancestory says I'm only 1% Swedish so this must have activated a dormant viking gene in there somewhere. 6 12oz beers fit perfectly inside this monster. Yea, you read that right.....6. You can carry a 6 pack around in this bastard. I've had a few horns before, they all required a coating of beeswax in the inside. Not this guy. Seems like they Polish up the outside and inside pretty well. The wood base is secured firmly in place with epoxy, no leaks at all in this thing. 10/10 would buy again.The only thing I don't like about this thing is my wife doesn't want to go pillage the neighbors house after drinking out of it like I do. Must a fault in the cup.
R**B
The One True Mug of the Seven Kingdoms.
I ordered this mug after I saw Jon Snow take drink from a similar tankard at Castle Black. I thought to myself, if a horned mug is the preferred drinking vessel from which the Lord Commander takes ale, then a horned mug I shall have.I came across Norse Tradesman’s mug and I knew it was the mug for me. It holds 30 ounces of ale! Thirty! The rest of the petty mugs I came across hold a mere 20 ounces - not even enough to get Tyrion Lannister a buzz.I placed my order and not but 2 days later did I received the polished Jug. I filled the jug with ale and my two roommates instinctively took to their knees as I placed it to my lips. Just the presence of this mug established my dominance as the unquestioned alpha male. I am now the Warden of my 600 square foot 3 bedroom flex apartment, and my orders serve as law. One of my roommates was showering and I needed to shower so I opened the curtain showed him my new mug. Recognizing my power he silently stepped out, still covered in shampoo, and offered me the tub, and his undying loyalty.Now let’s talk about the product itself. It’s a large beautiful mug that is polished, sturdy and durable. Shipping was easy and the packaging is great! Usually I throw away all products’ packaging but the pouch it came in is really cool and unique!In conclusion this is an amazing product, which should be owned by every man woman and child in the seven kingdoms. All parents should buy this mug for their children and allow them to take it to school for show-and-tell. It will drastically increase the child’s popularity and ensure he succeeds in life. Without it, parents are leaving their kids future to chance.I have seen the white walkers, I have seen the Dothraki death riders, I have seen blood magic bring men back from the dead, but never in my life have I seen a horned mug that compares to this one.Unbroken, Unbent, Unbowed,
D**0
Good product, excellent customer service
2 stars for fine products, 2 stars for even better customer service, and 1 star for making me laugh.Ordered 2 tankards for graduation gifts. When they arrived, one had a quarter-inch gap around 3/4s of the tankard, the other had no bottom at all! The warped, wooden plug lay separately in the bottom of the bag.I emailed Norse Tradesman. They sent a response the next day. All they asked for were photos of the defective tankards and Amazon order number.The following day, two replacements were on their way, no charge. They arrived today and, despite some alarming abuse to the box by UPS, the tankards were in excellent condition and even more handsome than what we originally received (the direwolf engraving really pops out from black horns).Finally, Norse Tradesman gets points for its sense of humor.The young lady I corresponded with began her response with "Greetings...These are ill tidings indeed." After providing instructions, she signed off, "With honor," gave her name, and title: Norse Tradesman Shieldmaiden. Considering that her surname was Hispanic, (I could be wrong, but I don't think the Norse raided down to the Iberian Peninsula), I enjoyed the unexpected smile.Good company to deal with. They turned a bad experience into a good one, and made me laugh on top of it.
M**N
By Odin’s Beard
I took this to a campsite in the New Forest and poured a beerBy Odin’s beard I am in Valhalla, my hair has gone blonde and my goatee has become a braided beard.I supped with the gods and we toasted victories through the nightBraggi is a bit of a Bastard but everyone else was great less one star because there is no public transport from Valhalla and I missed work
A**T
terrible product terrible company
AVOID AT ALL COSTS JUST BUY A CHEAP OX HORN MUG BETTER QUALITY AND HALF THE PRICE 0/10 WOULDN'T RECOMMENDBought as a Xmas present for my brother, but after paying £45 for what I thought would be a quality item, boy was I wrong! The polish has been lazily applied leaving a bubble under the handle and a huge drip at the end of the handle too, the sealing of the wooden bottom is a slap job with air bubbles visible. Honestly don't waste your money. I have spoken to Norse tradesman who offered me a $5 rebate even though I'm in the UK and have told me for a replacement inmeed to use the Amazon return policy which now means I need a printer! Ludicrous, and a terrible company who had the cheek to ask for my review. So here it is AVOID AT ALL COSTS JUST BUY A CHEAP OX HORN MUG BETTER QUALITY AND HALF THE PRICE 0/10 WOULDN'T RECOMMEND
S**X
Complete Trash
Don't buy this. They are expensive and just complete crap. The base in made of cheap wood that warped within 4 weeks of having the Mugs. The wood warped and the base delaminated from the body as shown on the picture. In addition, they smell horrible ...Just like a$$...I'm not kidding. Anything drink you put in these comes out with a horrible smell. Complete waste of money. I bought 10 and 5 of them leaked due to the base delaminating issue...unreal...don't buy these.!
T**T
Cheers to Odin
These look& are fantastic. I originally purchased 2 for me& the little lady who promptly said she had "noBloody intention of drinking anything out of a deadAnimal". After reassuring her that the Oxen had notBeen murdered so that she & I would have nice mugsTo drink out of she relented & now considers herself everyBit the shield maiden.I have since purchased 2 others - each in a different designFor mates to join us in drinking & feasting when this lockdownFinally ends.What I love about them is that each is unique in size/ shape &colour. They are extremely well made & crafted. I noted in someReviews some people had experienced leaks & smells I have had no issueswith leaks but 1 did smell a little on receipt. This was sorted by followingThe instructions on washing & I put some fresh lemons in & left. There havebeen no such issues since, though of course on hearing this the little ladyBegan sniffing her mug after every gulp.I am pleased to report that she has since returned to being a shield maiden.O & delivery was superb as well!!!!
C**Y
Beer Is Coming
Bought the Norse Tradesman Viking Horn Mug for my Dad's upcoming special birthday. I expected it to be of top quality, having read all of the positive reviews, but it was even more impressive than I imagined. It's slightly larger than I expected but that is very much a positive. I haven't filled it with glorious ale yet, with it being a gift, so can't comment on exactly how much it holds, but I'm guessing it will be 1.5 pints minimum.There are less expensive similar looking mugs out there (particularly on a well known auction site) but I went with one which had received positive feedback and I'm glad I did - the quality is clear to see.I will soon be purchasing a second mug for myself for a Father's Day present (thanks, kids!) . 'Cos that's what I do: I drink and I know things.
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