The MountainMen's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

If you're a passionate foosball player and have been looking for that certain "je ne sais quoi" to enhance your game, then look no further. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T-shirt does not only transcend the boundaries of fashion but also propels one's foosball abilities to heights unheard of.Upon donning the shirt, I immediately felt a shift in the cosmic balance of the foosball universe. The three wolves emblazoned on the shirt, baying at the luminescent foosball in the sky, resonated a unique energy that seemed to course through my veins, infusing my hands with a nimble dexterity that made me go dead-bar on any rod I touched. According to Internet folklore, players wearing this are also immune to hangovers. Allow the wolves to whisper tactical offensive and defensive wisdom into your subconscious.This t-shirt isn't just a garment; it's a transformative experience that redefines the very concept of "game improvement". It fosters a transcendent bond between player and game, allowing one to tap into an untamed, primal power. A power as wild and untamed as the wolves that grace the front of this iconic piece of apparel.From now on, my foosball days will always be under the gaze of the Three Wolf Moon.

I'd hoped to buy a 3XL size, but they were out of stock. At a gamble, I obtained a 2XL, which I expected to be tight, but was indeed tighter than anticipated. I should have tried a 4XL.The artwork is majestic as expected, and the material seems good quality, though I won't be certain for a few more washes in the laundry.Telepathic command over pack of wild wolves formed swiftly, but wolves are unable to communicate where in the world they are. 'North of Big Tree' isn't helpful. Also telepathic communication causes headaches after few minutes of use.Lightning powers obtained by putting on the shirt are awesome, but finicky and hard to control. Accidentally zapped my television and now it only plays the Star Wars Holiday Special.Overall, 9.5/10, will buy again.

I bought this product as a gift for my beautiful wife. We have three sons and she loves the military green color. I thought this gift would be perfect with its three wild wolves representing the three small pups we have at home while the rest represents me as her moon and stars.Upon arrival, I decided to reveal this wonderful gift to her early, as I could not contain the thoughtfulness that went in to this Valentine's Day present. Her reaction was different than I anticipated.I thought for sure she'd be excited. When I pulled that shirt out of its plastic sleeve there was a look of awestruck wonder that had appeared on my wife's face. For a moment, I thought that she may have mistaken this shirt for tickets to Disneyworld or a few scratch-offs as her expression of joy was one I had not seen since the last time I surprised her with an Oreo Blizzard. With the fury of the she-wolf that had dwelt long in slumber deep down in her bones, she attacked me and stole the shirt from my grasps. Before I could open my eyes she had adorned said shirt and had me pinned to the floor. She leaned in close and began sniffing my head and neck. I could feel her honing in on my jugular and it was at this time I first feared for my life.Suddenly in one swift motion, she took me straight from the floor and threw me over her shoulder. I felt like an innocent kettlebell being manhandled during an afternoon WOD. The last thing I remember is the weightlessness I felt as I soared through the air. I landed so hard on our bed that I blacked out. I can’t say what happened next. This may be due to the head trauma I sustained or perhaps it is my subconscious doing all it can to protect my now fragile psyche; blocking the experience from my recollection.I woke up two days later. I am not sure where she is now. Our pillows and cushions have been ripped to pieces in the living room and cotton covers the floors like a winter wonderland. All the shoes in the house have been torn up and it appears someone used the business end of a toilet brush as a chew toy. Our home is eerily quiet. The silence is periodically broken by moans that I can only assume are coming from an injured cat in the distance. There are claw marks on the back door as it swings wide open, allowing the cold February air to fill our home. I am scared to leave. I've now locked myself in the bathroom and am writing this review for the safety and concern I have for other husbands.Take my advice. For Valentine’s Day, get her a gift card.

Bought this for my boyfriend and he loves it! Fits well, great quality, looks as advertised. Totally worth the $30 I spent

This was a gift for my girl for no particular reason. Suffice it to say, she was in love before she even opened the packaging (some fine paper and plastic wrapping) and had nearly swooned when the tshirt was unfurled. The rakish glint in her eye from the stealthy yet strong forest green in the background played off of the shadowy howling wolves in the most delightful and intriguing way.Unaware of but beginning to sense the sheer power of the mountain men's three wolf moon short sleeve t shirt she carelessly threw the magnificent shroud over her head and beamed in the most beguiling way.Much like zebra striped pants her natural beauty only strengthened the unrelenting and raw sexual power emanating from the three wolves and moon combination. I was smitten.I have never experienced the thrill of a real life tractor beam but the three wolf moon t shirt made that dream come true. As true as the forest green in the mountain foreground and the pure and unadulterated silent howling from the trio of beasts under the moon.Be ready for the devastating power of the three wolf moon combination - a deadly quartet of machismo and raw power that manages to shine through with heart rending natural beauty.

I read the previous comments, and thought I was getting a great animal tshirt... Instead I received a super low quality image that was in fact pixilated, and on the wrong color shirt. Super disappointing as this looked like a rad tshirt.

Gorgeous T-Shirt.. Very happy.. Good length.. Fab pattern..rich purple tie dyed background.. Love it that much ordered the same 3 wolf moon in blue.. What's not to like.. Building a collection of The Mountain T-Shirts for the summer.. So pleased I found this company.. Other T- Shirts are too short in the body for me.. These were meant for tall people.. Who want an amazing choice of patterns and colours in their life

Obviously an amazing t-shirt, life changing and everything else all the reviews say. However it had the very opposite effect for me. Sure I looked lush from the front, but the neck on this shirt is HUGE. No big deal? Tell that to my hairy back which was on show to all. Three Wolf Moon on the front, One Wolf's neck on the back. If only the neck on the t-shirt was normal then it'd be perfect and I'd probably be rich or something.