JorVet J-Lube Powder Lubricant | Easy-Mix Formula, Non-Irritating & Mess-Free | 10oz Bottle Makes 6-8 Gallons | Trusted for Veterinary & Obstetrical Use | Safe, Smooth & Easy to Clean | Red White

This lubricant is fairly well misunderstood. It's not enough to simply mix with water. That makes a lubricant that is either too snotty in consitancy or one that dries out too quickly. What you want are the directions for how to prepare this lubricant best to make it more human-useful. Here are my unofficial directions that you never knew you needed but you really really do need a basic guideline how to prepare this personal lubricant best and how to do it according to your personal taste. Myself, ai like lubr when it isn't runny and isn't constantly in a state of dry-out. Prepare your J-Lube like so for a more silky—not snotty—kind of longer lasting lubricant experience with more feeling to it. 1. Mix one part J-Lube powder into a large cup with 5 parts water. (i.e. 2 Tablespoons J-Lube with 10 Tablespoons of water). Adjust to preference. 2, Stir or Blend thoroughly until no white chunks of lube powder are visible. 3, Microwave for at least 1 minute. Check to see if boiling. Keep microwaving in 30 second intervals until you see the lube actually boil over. Then stop immediately! You don't want to boil it dry or burn it. Just a light quick boil. 4. Cool lubricant at room temperature. (Set aside on a counter or in your refrigerator for at least 10 minutes to cool off before touching your new vastly improved J-Lube.) It is the microwaving it step that makes all the difference. How is one to know to do this though when the bottle has no instructions that come with it other than "apply to hands"? I had to find out by researching it online. Boiling it changes it somehow and gets rid of the snot feeling and adds the silky feeling. Now its my go-to favorite lubricant because it doesn't wear out too quick, isn't sticky really anymore, and is relatively speaking dirt cheap as far as bang for the buck as lubes go. Hopefully this helps a lot of you out to prepare your J-Lube for the most pleasurable results possible!

People swear this particular product is the best for a very good reason. It's slick, it can be adjusted to any thickness, it mixes well with other things, and it can easily be reactivated with a little water. It is very messy and it's not easy to clean, but it's so fun. It's highly affordable and fairly safe to use. It's 100% worth every cent. I have been a faithful fan of this product for about 12 years now. It's my go-to for certain activities (I have to be mindful of how I word this). Remember: Only use it in the back zone, never in the front zone.

UPDATE: 2 MONTHS LATER I'm still enjoying this lube. Judging by how little powder I've needed to use I expect this to last a few years or more. This is better than the lube brands I've purchased in the past. This doesn't stain the sheets at all whereas the others almost always did. I had purchased from Amazon some dispenser bottles (Soft 'N Style Applicator Bottle, 4 oz, Pack of 2) which work great because the bottles are small but will hold a good amount for application. ORIGINAL REVIEW I'll have to admit, I did have some skepticism but high hopes when purchasing this. My only use of this was to add a few pinches of the powder to a near empty 16oz plastic bottle of drinking water. There was about enough water in the bottle to barely visually tell there was still water there. I put the cap on and shook it up and took the bottle with me to the shower to conduct the test. I poured some into my hand but it wasn't until I put it on my skin did I notice how thick and tacky it was yet extremely slick when rubbing on my skin. The sensation was amazing as there was no friction. So it scored very high in the "feeling" category. Although I didn't continue testing to see how long the slickness lasted it seemed that it would last as long as needed for my purposes. Water from the shower head was enough to wash away the lube and so I didn't need any soap/cleanser to assist with that. This is a major plus. Also, I didn't feel like my feet were going to slip in the bath tub from the lube that was washed off or had fallen to the tub. The water was quite thorough in washing it away. pros: - GREAT Viscocity, tacky when less water is used (almost like a slime) which is how I like it - Appears to last just as long as it isn't further diluted with more water - no smell - doesn't cake or crumb up - no apparent staining - didn't require any preparation other than sprinkling some powder in a barely empty bottle of water (no heating up or trying to get exact measurements or water to powder ratios) - you get plenty of powder because the bottle isn't small. A little bit of powder goes a long way so expect your supply to last awhile CONS - The bottle feels a bit cheap as does the cap. You may spill some powder when opening or retrieving powder from the bottle

Super cheap and can make it however you want. It's not dangerous at all unless you completely tear your body apart inside and it gets into your guts or whatever.. I don't know why you'd be that stupid to be INSANELY rough like that anyway. As for normal anal use with large toys and stretching, it's amazing because of it's thickness. It sucks to keep making it because it will go bad if you make too much and let it sit around. You have to make a new batch every week or so, so don't make too much. I do 3/5 of a water bottle with 1tbs of powder mixed in at 1/4tsp at a time and shake. It comes out perfect after letting it sit at normal room temp for a day to melt the clumps(shake maybe 2 or 3 times within the day of it sitting there), or you can microwave it for instant thickness but you can't do that in a plastic bottle obviously. Once it's made and smooth, keep it in the fridge to help it last longer. Love this stuff, don't have to be stingy because it's cheap as heck! Can just keep pouring it. I pour how much I need into a bowl and dip toys in when it needs more, it sticks and is thick. This way it keeps the original bottle clean and just wash your bowl. Keep a cup or bowl of room temp water near by when you use the lube too. When it dries up a bit, just dunk your toy into water and the little bit will instantly lube up the rest that started drying in you or on your toy.

I've read about the great qualities of J-Lube, for advanced butt play for years. I finally decided to give it a try, to see what all the fuss was about. This is some very interesting stuff. I've never seen anything like it. First, the pros: If you think, "other than some obvious differences, lubes are all basically the same", like I used to, you couldn't be more wrong. This stuff is very, very slippery, and non-irritating, just like what everyone says. It also lasts a very long time as well. And the fact that it is inexpensive for the amount that it makes (compared to conventional lubes), if you are budget minded, you don't mind using a substantial amount more of it, which makes it even that much more slicker and long lasting. And now the cons: It is kind of a pain to pre-mix (although this isn't entirely necessary depending on what you will be doing with it). I'm sure that after I've done it a few times it won't be that bad tho. And, from the recipe that I used to mix it, it is very messy, and the consistency is very bizarre. It is almost like a gel that is extremely stringy. We're talking this stuff would string 5-6 ft. And it wouldn't "let go" of anything (which has it's advantages as well). Since this was my first batch, and the fact that it was a fresh batch (it should sit for a day to fully hydrate), I'm not taking away many points for these cons. There are several recipes (ratios and methods of mixing) that produce different results. I will be experimenting with this to help combat these cons. Overall I will keep my rating high, because I did have a excellent session with it. It is everything everyone says it is. Just keep in mind that it is also VERY different than any conventional lube on the market.

​I bought this because the internet told me it was the "gold standard" of slipperiness. When the bottle arrived, it looked innocent enough—just a humble white powder that looks suspiciously like something a 1980s rock star would have on a coffee table. ​Pro-tip: Do not open this near a ceiling fan. If you inhale a stray puff, your throat will become so slick you’ll accidentally swallow your own tongue like a greased noodle. ​The Mixing Incident ​The instructions say to mix a small amount with water. I thought, "I’m a big guy, I can handle a tablespoon." Big mistake. ​Within thirty seconds, my kitchen turned into a scene from a low-budget sci-fi movie. One tablespoon of J-Lube turns a gallon of water into a sentient, vibrating blob of translucent slime. It doesn’t just "pour"—it reaches. It has the structural integrity of a jellyfish and the adhesive properties of a clingy ex. ​The Performance ​Once it’s on, you no longer exist in a world governed by the laws of friction. ​The Good: If you need to slide a grand piano through a keyhole, this is your product. ​The Bad: I dropped the bottle. It hit the floor and bounced. I tried to catch it, but my hands were already "activated." The bottle shot out of my grip like a wet bar of soap propelled by a railgun, shattered a vase in the next room, and then slid under the fridge with the grace of an Olympic curler. ​The Cleanup (or Lack Thereof) ​Trying to wash J-Lube off with just water is like trying to put out a grease fire with a squirt gun. It only makes it stronger. Water is the fuel that powers this slip-engine. I spent forty minutes in the shower feeling like a buttered eel, eventually having to use dish soap, salt, and a prayer to regain the ability to turn my own doorknob. ​Final Verdict ​J-Lube is not a lubricant; it is a portal to a dimension where physics is a suggestion. It is incredibly cost-effective. This 10oz bottle will likely outlive my grandkids. Just remember: once you mix it, you are committed. You aren't just "using" J-Lube; you are entering into a legal contract with the concept of slipperiness itself. ​Would I recommend? Yes. But keep a bag of sand nearby in case you ever need to stand up again.

You wouldn't believe all of the users this product is good for, although all of them may not be recommended. I initially purchased it because I read it was great for particular types of adult play. I found out it is the slipperiest stuff on the planet when mixed with water. It's great for backdoor play. And goes well with toys since it doesn't seem to disintegrate silicone like, well silicone does. However , after reading a comment from another Amazon buyer about potential health risks to females when used as part of traditional intercourse I did a little more research and found that sadly this stuff isn't good for ladies' internal.use. you really want to be super careful what you choose to put in your body, and this stuff is no exception. However it was greatly helpful in retrieving a stuck sewer jetter hose from a clogged drain pipe. The possibilities for this product are endless, as long as you don't try to use it the same way you would use regular lube for missionary type adult time.

This product makes a lot of lube for the price. It’s super slick and non smelling and easy to mix with warm water. A little goes a long way. It looks like semen if you want action in the bedroom or bathroom. By yourself or with a friend, this product keeps things moving. Yo clean up use copious amounts of water. I use it instead of those expensive water based lubes.

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It's fantastic but could be cheaper price

Works better than most other lubes and for far far cheaper, with each bottle making about 12 litres (3.2 gallons) if you mix it thick or 20 litres (5.3 gallons) if you mix it thin. You can mix it to the thickness that you want, doesn't smell unpleasant, is PERFECTLY safe despite the scary warnings, and stores surprisingly well when mixed up and infinitely if not mixed. The lid of the container is pretty weak and fiddley and will leak powder if you don't tighten it hard (but not too hard or it'll skip and loosen again and it's a very fine line). Does require you to mix it up if you need it, but all you have to do is put it in boiling water to your desired ratio, shake it for a bit and then wait for it to cool down. Can also add other things if you want to spice it up a little or improve it. Does have limited staying power if you mix it too thin. Highly recommend, no matter what kind lubey fun you're doing.

O el mejor aditivo para hacer burbujas gigantes; dependiendo el uso, un producto que cumple muy bien, aunque se necesita práctica de elaboración con el mismo. Sus principales pros: -muy económico (si se toma en cuenta que 60-100ml de lubricante común valen como 100 pesos, con este bote de polvo puedes hacer hasta 4 litros (se supone puedes hacer 3 galones con un bote= 12 litros o algo así) de un lubricante muy fluido, consistencia a baba, o bien más, o menos, dependiendo el gusto= el tipo de mezcla cambia consistencia y duración, hay que jugar un poco con las proporciones. -no irrita y es compatible con todo; al tener como base el agua. -no caduca (en estado polvo y bien guardado). -su función es muy buena, todo resbalara muy bien; por algo es conocido para la práctica que se utiliza... Sus principales contras serían: -hay que elaborar el lubricante... Sonara muy facil el solo añadir agua, pero hay que practicar para utilizar la medida adecuada a tu gusto y para que no queden grumos; de preferencia utilizar batidora o bien un vaso mezclador sanitizado. -caduca en 2 semanas, ojo que al no tener conservador, una vez hecho el lubricante tiene una vida útil de 2 semanas a temperatura ambiente (empieza a oler mal lo que es signo de presencia de bacterias) un tip: conservado en el refri dura hasta 40 días o más. -actualizo otro tip: congelarlo le brinda muchísima vida útil y consistencia (si solo se descongela cuando se va a utilizar) y es viable usarlo en forma de cubitos de hielo xD siempre y cuando sea con la debida higiene en los recipientes. -derivado de lo anterior; hay que tener mucha higiene con su elaboración, si es que se hará para un uso cotidiano: agua purificada y recipientes sanitizados. -la consistencia es muy líquida; por ello hay formas y medidas de hacerlo; otro tip: agregarle un tercio de lubricante gel neutro de otra marca a tu mezcla le da más consistencia y conservador, aumentando más la lubricación y vida útil. Ahora bien por cuánto a la seguridad del producto para el cuerpo humano y el aviso de peligro, este producto es un 90% azúcar y polímeros inertes( plásticos, siliconas, gomas liquidas), no lo absorbe el cuerpo y lo expulsaras en algún momento, y el peligro de utilizarlo solo se da si cae en la cavidad peritoneal... Que si tomas un libro de anatomía, está se encuentra después de un gran cacho de piel y sería el menor de tus males si perforas eso... Informense de las practicas s. y no abusen. En resumen, su fama la tiene muy bien ganada y el precio aún es "asequible", la mejor opción si buscas tener lubricante al gusto para rato, o bien realizar la práctica por la cual es famoso... por cuánto a los vendedores de la plataforma, han hecho entregas rápidas y sin problemas, es el producto original. El único detalle es la práctica e información que hay que adquirir del producto; hay personas que incluso calientan el agua para elaborarlo, para gustos, hay colores y cada quien hace los suyos.

J‑Lube ist einfach genial: Ideal als Schmiermittel fürs Werkzeug, als Gutmachung beim Kunststoffgießen oder sogar als mal spontan eingesetzte „Antihaft-Streuscheibe“. Deckend, geschmeidig und auch noch ergiebig: 284 g rollen sich locker durch viele Projekte. ✅ Top-Vorteile: Staubt nicht, ist angenehm in der Anwendung Vielseitig: Technik, Hobby, Foto oder Gummi-Projekte Lange haltbar, gut dosierbar, hält lange ⚠️ Ein Wort der Vorsicht: Vor dem Einsatz empfiehlt sich eine feine Atemschutz-Maske – und ein leichter Atemschutz im Bastelraum 😉 Fazit: Ein unscheinbarer Held im DIY- und Technik-Bereich. Für mich ein clevere Multitool-Ergänzung in Pulverform. #JLubeFürAlles #PowderPerfekt #SchmiermittelDeluxe