JorVet J-Lube Powder Lubricant | Easy-Mix Formula, Non-Irritating & Mess-Free | 10oz Bottle Makes 6-8 Gallons | Trusted for Veterinary & Obstetrical Use | Safe, Smooth & Easy to Clean | Red White

I originally bought this powder thinking, "Wow, what a great value! I can mix up gallons of the stuff for a fraction of the price of premium brands." What they don't tell you on the bottle is that you are not buying lubricant. You are buying a portal to an alternate dimension where friction ceases to exist, and gravity is merely a suggestion. Here is what I learned during my first encounter with the slickest substance known to mankind: * The Mixing Trap: The instructions say to mix it with water. It does not mention that if you drop even a single dry flake onto a damp kitchen counter, that counter now belongs to the slip-and-slide gods. I accidentally spilled a teaspoon near the sink, tried to wipe it up with a wet paper towel, and somehow managed to turn my entire kitchen floor into an Olympic curling sheet. * * The "Infinite Yield" Problem: You know how a normal spill wipes away? Not J-Lube. Adding water to J-Lube doesn't wash it off; it just activates its final form. Trying to wash this stuff off your hands with water is like trying to grab a wet bar of soap while riding a unicycle down an icy hill. You don't wash it off; you just wait for your skin cells to naturally shed over the next three business days. * * The Performance: Once it is actually in use, it is terrifyingly effective. It transcends standard lubrication and enters the realm of quantum levitation. It stays slick forever. If you are planning an activity where you need absolutely zero friction—or if you are trying to slide a full-sized grand piano through a doggy door—this is your holy grail. * Pros: One bottle will outlive your grandchildren. Unmatched slickness. Could probably be used to launch rockets into space without fuel. Cons: If you drop the bottle in the shower, you will have to call emergency services to drag you out. Final Verdict: 11/10. I am writing this review with my nose because my phone keeps slipping out of my hands.

All kinds of advice out there, doesn't need to be complicated or scary; we've been in too many labs to get very excited, except for the outstanding quality of the result, best all around lube we've ever encountered. We use a magnetic stirrer (~$27 Amazon) 600 ml standard Pyrex 1003 beaker (~$16 Amazon) and the REAL J-Lube (~$26 Amazon) (the REAL may actually be an issue, but it's all so cheap it seems a stretch). Put about 400 ml of the hottest tap water (maybe 120 -125 F) in the beaker with the largest mag stir rod , turn it on all the way to make a nice vortex, then add about a teaspoon of J-Lube powder slowly by sprinkling it onto the sides of the vortex. Let it dissolve and clear the solution, then do it again and again, until the solution starts to remain cloudy even after a fair amount of time, say, 1/2 hr. We quit there, but feel free to go beyond. Regardless, the time has come for time, probably several hours depending on how carefully the powder has been added (in other words, avoid lumps). When the cooking is done, decant into clean squeeze bottles; 400 ml or a bit more of mixed powder will nicely fit into 2 - 8 oz bottles with screw dispensing tops that seal and make application a breeze (resist the temptation to go much higher than 400 ml, the vortex will need the extra space when you start it up). The result is exquisite, an almost clear lube that often works wonders with only a few drops, is easy to clean up, will reactivate with a few drops of water all night long, isn't sticky, wet or dry, even tastes OK if you happen to get too close, intentionally or not (as far as we can tell, there's nothing to worry too much about in this stuff). We don't find any need for cold storage, just seal the bottle after use, try to keep the business end free of contamination, and watch for any signs that something might be growing, easy to see through a typical plastic squirt bottle. Clean well or discard any contaminated containers, and start over. Economical is the right word for it, even considering the cost of the hardware, which is pretty nice to have around anyway. We've made much thicker mixes, still costs next to nothing to make, just runs all day and overnight to fully dissolve without problems, unless your cats discover the neat new toy, so make sure the running mixer is left in a safe place. --T

Works well

Look it is what it is I love the stuff and you will too I buy a few these to go with all the large toys from amazon

Super sencillo de preparar y muy bueno y duradero!

Works great on the sidewalk during a good rain.

Oh I know exactly why Reddit sent you here, you need something very slippery and a lot of it. Well, this stuff is legendary and you can use it for EVERYTHING. You could set a land speed record on a slip and slide with it. You could follow the instructions and use it to help a cow give birth. Or you can be like me... and use it to pull wires through a tight conduit. What? It makes a better wire lube than actual wire lube! And it flakes off when it dries, so no sticky gunk for the poor technician after you to deal with. It's powder so you can keep it on the truck, and just sprinkle some into a water bottle and shake when it's time to pull the unpullable. Good luck out there!

Used this for a good like 3 years before switching to X-lube cause of cleaning purposes, it's cheap, and I never had a bad reaction to it, so I say it works! I made my batches by hand no measurement though, that's best for getting your fave texture outta it. You will want a salt shaker on hand when you're trying to get it off, trust me it makes life a lot easier.

Greases the wheels of the....situation...😈😇

Buena calidad y da mucho producto

If you’re looking for a lubricant that works well for “extra large items” and extended use, this one is a great option. J-Lube is highly customizable — you can mix it thinner or thicker depending on your preference, which is a big advantage over most store-bought lubricants. Once mixed, it lasts significantly longer and maintains good lubrication without needing frequent reapplication. Because it has a stretchy consistency, I recommend using a sports drink–style squeeze bottle with a silicone or controlled-flow mouthpiece. This makes dispensing much easier and helps control the amount used. It works especially well for applications where reduced friction and durability are important. Overall, it’s effective, long-lasting, and very economical compared to pre-mixed products. Highly recommended for anyone who needs a dependable, long-lasting lubricant and wants control over thickness and performance. Perfect for all you size queens out there. Have fun and most importantly, Be Safe 😊✌️

Bulabilirseniz muhakkak alın derim.200 ml lik bir kayganlastirici elde etmek icin 1 tatlı kaşık i toz lube a ısınmış bir suya dökerken karıştırın ve hazır. Kıvamını koyu yada daha sıvı ayarlamak size kalmış.

Bon produit je le recommande