This shirt is the perfect way to tell friends, co-workers, and the world that you support haters who despise house cats, alley cats, tomcats, big cats, small cats, fat cats, Cheshire cats, kitty cats, pussy cats and everything feline. It will be a conversation starter no matter where you go and provide opportunities for you to share how much aloof, arrogant, hairball spitting, hissing, clawing pets annoy you. When they spot you in this comfortable stylish shirt, cat lovers will gather like kittens around a milk bowl to discuss the topic in the special rational manner that only cat people can. In the interest of full disclosure, the gathering may more closely resemble a pride of starving lions descending on the first prey they have seen in months. But you will feel better knowing that you conveyed your message with your shirt if not with the words you tried to utter as the crazy cat people hissed at you before they clawed the flesh from your bones. Plus, it will provide material about courage for your fellow dog lovers to use in the eulogy as they describe how you were not just any cat hater, you were certified. From the worlds leading provider of pointless certifications.
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