Battle of Los Angeles (blu-ray) (import) Kel Mitchell; Nia Peeple
P**S
Dismal, failed attempt at "Independence Day"
If I could give this move zero stars, I'd still give it one, but I get fed up of reading reviews that start "If I could give this ... zero stars...". Perhaps Amazon should introduce a zero star option so all those dull reviews would look silly.Anyway, this is a dreadful film. It's as if someone wanted to remake Independence Day but only had the FX budget for a 1980s episode of Dr. Who and couldn't find anybody who could write a coherent story. Highlights include the fight against what appeared to be an armoured dustbin, the fact that Stretch Armstrong appears to have a minor role, the US military base that looked like an abandoned chicken factory-farm (pretty certain the US military have much higher standards) and the bit where, after having been told that they are about a mile underground, the main characters run up a couple of flights of stairs that have signs saying "No Access to the Roof". I'm all for a bit of exercise but nobody is walking a mile up stairs (plus however tall the building above ground is) for a quick cigarette. All in all, best if you don't watch this. There must be something better to do.
A**E
'B' movie classics
I knew what I was buying, a low budget, no extremely low budget scifi movie that had me laughing all the way through , it will not be to everyone's taste especially the scifi purists out there but it has a place on the spoof film niche/shelf. :-))
A**L
Battle of Los Angeles [NOT Battle: Los Angeles] [DVD] (DVD)
well, it goes like this.... some rubbish flying saucer thing comes out of no where and starts to destroy L.A. with very bad special effect, then shoots out some glowing balls that make one of the pilots go cross eyed and flys of somewhere, mean while on the ground an alien machine thing that looks like a cross between dusty bin and metal mickey is shooting empty cars ..oh and also for some reason a bloke from the 1940s seems to have traveled in time to help the five soldiers that are fighting the flying dustbin lid in the sky... there is a slow mo shot of an army girl doing a cartwheel before shooting at the flying dustbin lid with a hand gun... i didn't know they taught you that in the army..i'm not making this up honest... then a ninga girl came out of no where and stabs one of the mini alien flying saucers that have come out the giant flying dustbin lid.... in scence before i had to switch the dvd of because i nearly broke a rib from laughing so much the ninga girl and the cartwheel army girl where giving each other evil looks.... dunno why... i dont know how it ends and can probably live my whole life without knowing...if you really dislike someone this dvd would make a great gift
L**P
Could have done better CGI with microsoft paint
I gave it two stars as it managed to get me to watch the whole thing, but wow it was ****. CGI was well ouch, not sure if there was any acting though there are people in it.Dont waste your time unless you like Z-rated movies.
P**O
future si-fi
3d effects were good glad I have this one in my collection.
P**5
Twice the entertainment for a fraction of the price
A good old fashioned Z grade B movie that is much more entertaining and convincing than it's pompous and inept near name sake.
I**K
Terrible
Terrible, this has got to be a joke film, the effects are not even bad cgi
D**T
Fine with me
Not anyway near as bad as made out. It's enjoyable and so what if the SE are not brilliant!There is an underlying humour which pokes at various American movie cliches.You even get a decent "Wasn't expecting that"moment.I like both of the Battle Los Angeles movies, but this one slightly more.
O**E
Sehr zufrieden
Die DVD kam viel schneller als beschrieben & erwartet. Top Zustand ( OVP ) und fachgerecht verpackt. Ich bin wirklich sehr zufrieden. Mal sehen ob der Film hĂ€lt was der Trailer versprochen hat đWeiter so đđ»
P**8
Five Stars
TrĂšs bien
C**5
Film tourné a la japonaise (pas pour tout les esprit surtout pas le mien)
Si vous chercher de quoi faire la soupe aux navets alors n'hĂ©sitez plus .Ce titre ira a merveille dans la marmite pour la soupe en question...j'espĂšre juste que vous la renverserez pas avant la fin de la cuisson...J'ai quand mĂȘme mis 5 Ă©toiles car si on primais les navet ,celui ci sortirai vainqueur.
S**S
Awesome Movie!!!
WOW this movie is getting some Bash reviews, and why, because it ISN'T a big movie Blockbuster that has a similiar Name? Anyone who actually bought this thinking it was a movie that is still in theater's, and then had the nerve to Gripe about it, I feel sorry for you, you can't accept that YOU goofed up and you have to blame the movie. This is an Asylum flick, YEAH it's an exploitation Movie, Yeah, it has a name similiar to a big hollywood movie to bring in customers, but more importantly, IT IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! I don't even OWN this, so I can't comment on the dvd quality, or special features, but the movie itself rocks, and I had to try and turn the tide and raise the amount of stars this movie has. It deserves better than people berrating it because of what it isn't. What it is, is a fun movie.
L**E
une honte
jamais vu un film aussi nulj au arrĂȘtĂ© au bout de 5mn et pourtant je suis assez cinĂ©philepassez votre chemin
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