Hello Cake Vanilla Chai Flavored Personal Lubricant, 1.7 fl oz

I bought Coconut Lime Cake flavored lube because curiosity is a disease and I refuse treatment. The bottle promised tropical dessert vibes. What it delivered was a full-blown island vacation for my mouth and a crime scene for my sheets. The smell hits first. Sweet coconut, zesty lime, and a suspicious hint of birthday cake. Not subtle. This lube walks into the room announcing itself like, “I’m here to ruin your self-control.” If Yankee Candle made bad decisions, this would be the flagship scent. Texture? Oh buddy. This stuff is slicker than it has any right to be. One drop turned into a slip hazard. I briefly considered installing grab bars. NASA could probably use this to launch something. Now the flavor—because yes, you’re gonna taste it. You’re supposed to taste it. It’s shockingly good for the first minute. Sweet, creamy coconut, a little tangy lime, cake vibes doing a soft jazz number in the background. Then your brain kicks in and says, “Why does this taste like frosting and poor choices?” And you ignore it. Because you’re already here. Longevity? Unholy. This lube refuses to leave. I drank water. I brushed my teeth. I still tasted coconut cake like it had moved in and started paying rent. At one point I licked my lips three hours later and whispered, “Oh no… it’s still here.” Cleanup is… optimistic. You’ll think you’re done, then touch something, then everything smells like a tropical bakery that also does sins. Would I recommend it? Yes. Would I warn people? Also yes. This is not an “accidental purchase” lube. This is a commitment. A lifestyle. A dessert you absolutely should not be eating but will anyway. Final verdict: Delicious, dangerously slick, mildly feral. Five stars. Hide it from guests unless you’re prepared to explain why your nightstand smells like Key West cake and bad intentions. 🥥🍋😈

Honestly, it’s great I’ve gotten this same flavor 3 or 4 times now with the first being at target. But being that I can’t get it there anymore I will be getting it on Amazon. My girlfriend and I love this lube it tastes good last a while and we don’t feel like it stops working after 10 seconds like other lubes. It’s great for oral play and works well in the shower.

Cool packaging but is pretty heavy- feels like glass. I got it for the pump functionality and different flavor. Its fresh and not too sweet. Hopefully works fine for it's intended purpose- I have not used it yet as I broke up with my ex before we got to try it.

I saw other reviews complaining of the taste being too sweet and not enough ginger, etc. I find this to be yummy and while I agree it is sweet, it is no more sweet than a piece of hard candy or a fruit dessert. I plan to try the other flavors. The lube is not irritating and I have sensitive skin.

It taste good it works decent when you start using it but just doesn't have longevity of some of the other products I've used. Honestly I am a Joe it's way overpriced for what you get. This feels more novelty like something you would find at Spencer's as opposed to a product that's offered on Amazon and Target I expected a little better

I bought this lube with hopes that it would help me to go down on my boyfriend. And I am so pleased to say that it did! I decided to try a flavored lube to help with having a dry mouth. So I applied this and instantly I knew it was exactly what I was hoping for. Thanks to its mouth watering flavor I was able to fully enjoy myself the entire time I was having fun. It tastes exactly like what it’s supposed to- coconut lime. It has a watery texture and a somewhat strong taste that lingers in your mouth in a very pleasant way. Now I can’t wait to try the other flavored lubes by Cake!

Product very sticky

We’ve tried each of the flavors…use whichever my SO is in the mood for each time. Lube sts slick longer than some other products we’ve tried..