Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy [DVD]
M**R
These actors are one hit wonders?
Honestly I thought this movie was finominal, first off any movie with the name Ed Gein in it it must be bizarre and bloody, Sabrina & Ilsa are my favorites their both are hotties and they got that sexy Hungery accent to their voices, but the actors it, as I looked them up I couldn't find them in any other movie? this is their only movie that i know of looked them up on imdb this was the only movie most these women are in. If Sabrina & Ilsa were in more decent budget movies they could very well be dangerous, and would probably make the Hollywood Red Carpet... it must not be their destany, thats to bad they look like models, they must be pornstars at least... Overall I can't stop watching it, highly recommended! Next i'm going to check out Blondes Have More Guns!
B**N
Substitutes Sex, Blood and Gore for a tale of Morality.
Though the Unbelievable Bad Dubbing of the Dialogue, Coupled with the Horrendous Acting, Scripting, (I have Serious doubts they even Used a Script) Editing and Direction, will give you the Biggest Laughs of your Adult Lives, this is Still a Below average Troma Entry. (Boy, That's saying something)The Story sounded to Die for. Crazy Homicidal nurses who crave nothing but Sex and Violence, it sounds too Good to be True, and it is. The Film I had in my head after reading the films cover is a Lot Better then the one we actually Get. Don't get me wrong, I still laughed..., but my Expectations were Raised and not met.The Narration is nothing short of Hysterical, the Dubbing, the Editing... My god, I know I've already Mentioned it all, but.. Man. Troma Fans will be on the Floor with Laughter, the Uninitiated will be in Total Disbelief. The All Female Cast deserve Congratulations for their Looks and they deserve Heckling for their Abilities.The Troma team have always Prided themselves on their lack of Subtlety and Morals. This film has no Subtlety, but it Does have Morals, and this is it's Major Undoing. Us Wacko's who spend our Hard earned money Hiring and Purchasing these films don't hire and purchase them for their Plots, and we Certainly don't watch them in the hope for a Moral Lecturing. Shame on Troma for Wasting such a Tantalising Set up.Some of the more Recent Troma releases have seemed to be Forcing themselves to be Bad Movies, which feels false. "Maniac Nurses find Ecstasy" doesn't need to force Anything, the Badness comes through on it's own.This is one for those Die Hard Troma fans only, for the Uninitiated, or the Curious.. Hire "Tromeo and Juliet", it has Everything a Great Troma pic Needs.
I**0
Four Stars
Excellent.
M**R
essential viewing for all fans of total trash movies!
Tales From the CrapperProbably the best adjective for this atrocity is `unbelievable'! Allegedly it was a Hungarian production directed by a Belgian who can't decide whether he is Harry Love or Leon Paul de Bruyn - it was picked up for distribution by Troma & if they paid more than $2.98 for it they were screwed! Mr de Bruyn also wrote this work of art so he has no one to blame for the resulting mess but himself. Judging by some of the other reviews there are fans of this sort of idiocy so I would like to add some of my own observations - first we have women with names like Ilsa & Greta so you know who they are ripping off, I mean paying homage to! The setting is some dreary hospital / prison & interminable scenes of women in their underwear simulating lesbian sex abound - at other times they are strutting around brandishing machine guns! The story has something to do with a baby with an Elvis tattoo the significance of which eludes me! The attraction for gorehounds can be illustrated by the following charming scenes - a man has his foot severed by a trip wire & is told to `stand up & fight' by a woman with a machine gun - a balding overweight guy with a beard is whipped most unconvincingly - following a strangulation a young woman has something unspeakable done to her with a wooden stake of the type used on vampires but she doesn't get staked in the heart - a young man loses his virginity to Ilsa in the woods & although he did well he gets blown away as soon as he has put his shorts back on - there's another scene of an operation conducted without anaesthetic on another hapless female but my personal favourite concerns our heroine Sabrina played by the delectable Susanna Makay : she is the best thing about the movie but only made this one film as far as I can ascertain. Here goes - Sabrina is toying with yet another innocent (topless) young woman in those woods again - she is wielding a knife when she accidentally treads on a frog which causes her to slit the young woman's throat. If all this motivates you to watch this trash then go ahead!
M**R
Only maniacs will watch
I gave this movie 1 star, because there was no way to give it less. This is the kind of movie that gives gore/sex movies a bad name. What plot there is is a meandering morass of inscrutable events strung together by inertia. The sex is softer than the Pillsbury doughboy and less interesting. The women are attractive, but the characterizations shallow to non-existent. The display of emotional expressions ranges from slightly alert to stunned. The quality of transfer was not even very good. Personally, I'd rather have an old beta format version of "I Spit on Your Grave." Other than these few things, it was swell.I guess it depends on your boundaries. For me, if you're thinking about this for the gore, you'll be disappointed. If you're thinking about this for the sex, you'll be disappointed. If you're trying to spend down to qualify for Medicaid, why not?Maybe it's not fair, but I watched this within a few days of seeing "Cannibal Holocaust," so it may have seemed more tame than it really is.....naah. It just sucks. But if you need something to go with "Plan 9" on the bookcase, knock yourself out.
E**S
Hahahahhahaha!
Fantastic B-movie trash! Check out the baby born with an ELVIS tattoo! Great for some guilty pleasure giggles! If you're looking for something serious then don't buy this!!!
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