Mens Sexy Underwear, G-String lingerie for men, Soft and Breathable Male Jockstrap, Pouch Briefs Funny Thongs

This is string thong underwear for men. It is very cheaply produced. The straps of the thong are low quality and will cut into the skin of a heavier man. The thong has Googly eyes on the front and the cup is meant to look like a nose when a man is wearing it. I find it hilarious. The cup needs a man sized 7 inch length * 5 inch circumference minimum to fill it up. I think the cup would rip if you’re massively endowed with a circumference bigger than 7 inch. Can accommodate length up to 10 inch in my estimation. I personally love it and I think every husband should have at least one pair of underwear like this. You don’t have much to lose since the are a low price.

I got this just to troll my wife and act like a fool, and it did the trick. Now my hanging meat girth didn't quite fit, but I don't think it was meant to lol it looks funny and frankly, it's funny. The material didn't rub wrong or feel strange while I was acting a fool, so that's high quality material in my eyes. It fits, is made well and feels soft on my skin, I have nothing more to add. I recieved this from the amazon vine program and hope I did this review well enough, thanks.

This is hysterical. I got this as a gag gift for my teenage son and now I can't wait for next Christmas to give it to him. It is surprisingly well made and the fabric is soft and comfortable. I doubt he will be wearing this but if someone else were purchasing it for actual use it seems like it would be stretchy and fit well. It has good elastic to provide a good fit where you need it most. The material is soft and a fun print. The cute elephant decoration is a nice touch. There is no way to adjust it so it really is one size fits all. For me I will get the most use out of this when enjoying the reaction of my son when he opens it. It is definitely worth it for the humor value alone.

Ok, I realize this is a novelty item that deserves appropriately low expectations, but this was particularly bad. With one size fits all I expected that I probably wouldn't get a great fit, but I can't imagine this would work for anyone. The strap that goes from front to back was many inches too long, the waist strap was about right, and the "pouch" was ok, but the opening to the pouch was very tight. Now you don't order these and plan on wearing them hiking, so it shouldn't matter so much, but these were much worse than other novelty underwear I've tried, and barely useful for even only a few minutes. On top of the misshapen cut, the worst part is the smell. It has this horrible rubber chemical stink. I'm surprised that such a small amount of fabric can give off such an intense odor. So if it's that bad, why not only one star? Because I'm still gonna squeeze into them and dance around to make my partner laugh. That face is funny enough to earn 2 stars.

This elephant thong is pretty silly. As a novelty gift or just a fun surprise this red elephant will be sure to astound. I’m a pretty average guy and there was room to grow… but the trunk does taper towards the end so you may not fit when fully erect. Slip these on and wag around. Make some elephant noises. I couldn’t help but start humming songs from Aladdin while wearing these. The material is soft and it achieved the expected response from my SO (laughing). My only issue with these is that the googly eyes are not affixed well, they are just hot melt adhesive applied to the fabric and only a small dollop so these are not likely to survive. The instructions say to hand wash… but these eyes are barely affixed… so we’ll see. I might suggest fabric or embroidered eyes in the future to make this more robust… but if you’re looking for a quick sight gag then this’ll do the trick.

The "one size fits all" label is a bit of a stretch, literally. It’s marketed as men’s lingerie, but the design is definitely leaning into that funny/novelty category with the bold print. The fabric itself is actually surprisingly soft and breathable, which I wasn't expecting for something that looks like a gag gift. If you’re just looking for something ridiculous for a laugh or a themed party, the leopard print definitely delivers on the "loud" factor. However, the sizing is pretty off. I’m a small sized woman, and even on me, the waistband felt pretty tight and restrictive, so I knew instantly that it would be too small for my partner. If it's digging into a size small, I can't imagine how it would feel on most men or anyone with a slightly larger frame. It doesn't have nearly as much give as you’d want for something that's supposed to be comfortable or breathable. It’s a fun enough novelty item if you just want a quick laugh but if you aren't on the smaller side you’re probably going to find the fit pretty uncomfortable after about five minutes.

Originally bought this as a funny wedding gag gift, but we ended up keeping it just for laughs. The material itself was soft, but the sizing runs very small. While the front fit okay, the thong portion was too short and tight on my husband. It would work better with more stretch, especially since it’s marketed as one size fits all. Still a funny novelty item overall.

If you need a laugh and your husband doesn't mind showing off, this thong is HILARIOUS! He laughed when he saw I ordered it but also immediately went to go put it on. He came back, woke up the trunk, and had those googly eyes spinning alllll around! The eyes do audibly rattle, which added to the fun absurdity. The elastic bands fit him good. He wears a medium size sweatpants and jeans with a 30" waist. He's tall and lean, 5'11" and 160 pounds. I expected it would be uncomfortable (especially the strap between cheeks) but he said it was actually quite comfortable. At work the next day (we work on a ranch!) I heard his pants rattle! Yes, he wore them to work . . . on a ranch! It was hilarious! (And our little secret!) Hand wash carefully. If the eyes come off (they seem attached good on ours but other reviewers had concerns), just add a fresh dab of glue. The trunk is plenty long to accomodate any size trunk and can easily be custom-tailored for your man so he fills it to the end. The end does taper, for some reason, but if all the length and more girth is needed, I suppose the end of the fabric trunk can be snipped off so the real one can just peak out. The jewels don't really have anywhere to go but I got a nice view under the trunk. And he's used to going commando and usually nude at home so didn't care. Is the fun worth $9.98? I think so. (And it's on sale right now for $5.49!) We'll have to break out this thong periodically. Or perhaps it'll appear on his pillow once in a while--he'll know what to do!