Description
- Please fluff my cotton stuffing before wearing. I've gotten compressed from my long journey from CHI-NA.
- Capable of working for more people than any healthcare bill. (Unisex - best fits users between 5'2" - 6'4", Waist 28"-50")
- My small hands are held in place with Velcro for different poses. I have a smooth luxurious stitched inner lining to help climb into.
- May or not contain #Covfefe (Putin not included)
- Place me on chairs, toilet seats, or hide me in closets when not in use to scare liberals, illegals, children, and (let's not kid) most conservatives.
Ride on top of Donald Trump! Works for any political ideology or protest. Unisex that works for users 5'2" - 6'4". Squeeze and fluff costume before first use to decompress the cotton stuffing. Fabric content: 40% cotton, 60% polyester Mask content: 100%PVC "I give the greatest most luxurious piggy back rides. The best." - Not a real Donald Trump quote "Patent pending". NOTE: Product does come with slits above the eye, as it was designed to double as a wearable mask.
