Beware the Unholy Diver. A slasher is killing surfers to make a human flesh surfboard. Detective Charlie Holster is on the case, working day and night to solve the strange disappearances of people and the stranger appearances of body parts washing up on the beach. Sharks are the last of your worries while the Unholy Diver is on the loose. Beware this skull-faced crazed psychopath dressed in an old deep sea diver suit and armed with a hook, harpoon, trident, and just about anything else that'll tear your flesh apart! Big breasted bikini babes are turned into piles of blood and gore, while Detective Holster shakes up the streets of Los Angeles tracking down this maniac. When you come to this beach don't forget to bring a towel, and a casket! You'll see sun, surf and slaughter in horror-thriller. Let this tidal wave of blood wash over you in "Killer Waves" Directed by James Balsamo
W**S
Total FUBAR
I found nothing even remotely good about this flick except that it does come to an end. No horror, action, humor or entertainment. Fast forward was my friend. The Unholy Diver is about as scary as Bugs Bunny. It walks around slower than molasses brandishing one weapon or another to his victims then we cut to the victims trying to look horrified while they spit up really fake blood. Its one of those movies where people just stand there screaming, even in groups, while they are killed by the solitary Unholy Diver. While we are subjected to these absurd murder scenes we are punished by the most ridiculous puns from the Unholy Diver. The puns were incredibly lame and stopped being funny decades ago. The scenes in between the murders are characters being interviewed (usually trying to look cool but coming off as childish), a surf reporter giving lame bios of the surfers and people interacting like pre-teens but not as mature. The only real surfing looks like stock footage. Bad acting, bad script, bad sound, bad directing, bad choreography, bad special effects and just all around bad. Total FUBAR.
A**R
Phil's barely in it
Take Phil's name off this flick he had maybe if lucky a 12 second cameo. The movie itself.....just dumbfounded
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