SAMODRA Bidet Attachment, Non-Electric Cold Water Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment with Pressure Controls, Retractable Self-Cleaning Dual Nozzles for Frontal & Rear Wash - Black

“My Starfish Saw Heaven—and Lived to Tell the Tale”By: A Clean-But-Emotionally-Disturbed AmericanLet me set the scene: I’m an American. That means I grew up thinking that a 2-ply paper product was the pinnacle of hygiene. Then, one fateful Tuesday, I bought this bidet attachment. Friends, I have seen the light. And it is a cold, high-pressure stream of redemption directly aimed at my unsuspecting undercarriage.Installation was easy. Emotionally preparing myself for the first use? Not so much.I sat. I turned the knob.I levitated.I’m pretty sure I heard the Angelic Choir of Personal Hygiene and maybe saw a flash of my childhood. This thing doesn’t just clean. It power-washes your sins away. Imagine a Super Soaker 9000 aimed with military precision at your shame portal. It’s not a gentle mountain stream. It’s a pressure-washer at a drive-thru carwash and your butt is the car. PROS: • Wakes you up faster than espresso and regret • Uses less toilet paper (Cornholio has entered retirement) • Surprising but oddly delightful butt spa experience • Environmentally friendly AND personally enlightening• I no longer fear Taco Tuesday CONS: • First time feels like an aquatic betrayal • Cold water + sphincter surprise = involuntary opera solo • May require post-use towel or therapy Pro tip: DO NOT start at max power unless you’re preparing for an internal baptism. It has two settings:•Wipe Mode – Gentle caress of a spring breeze•Launch Mode – You’re about to meet PoseidonpersonallyBottom line (pun very intended): If you’ve never had your backside hosed down like a carnival prize, you are simply not living. This product changed me. Not just my hygiene routine, but my soul.I now greet each day feeling cleaner, lighter, and just a touch violated—but in a good way.

i picked this product because I have a round toilet and some are made for elongated toilets. This worked great! I love the fact that it did not affect my toilet seat or make it bulky/misfit. I also love the fact that it it not ran by battery. So I won’t have to worry about changing batteries or charging it ever. Buttons re simple to use and it’s sleek and stylish on the bathroom. Works great with no complaints. It does not have a heating effect, but i live in the south, cold water is not reallly all that cold.

Pretty solid for the price. Installation was straightforward and it does exactly what it promises — solid water pressure, easy to switch between front and rear wash, and the self-cleaning nozzles are a nice touch. The plastic feels a little on the cheap side, but everything works as expected. Great intro bidet if you’re not trying to spend a ton.

This thing is fantastic. I had considered significantly more expensive options. When I first heard of this from a friend I thought "no way, it must be junk, too cheap". I'm thrilled with this thing. Have recommended to friends and family. A no nonsense, not overly complex way to get the "backside" much cleaner with less effort, less toilet paper and less mess.

Design: looks sleek and I think the nickel topped one is more elegant. The controls are simple: press for the desired location (females' front or everyone's back) then adjust the spray for the force of the stream. the force knob is low at 12:00; medium at 3:00 & 9:00 (for those who have a preference of clockwise or counterclockwise motion); high at 6:00 position; with in-between force for positions between the above settings. Low is nearly a dribble and high is a gardenhose. I prefer slightly more than medium. Some have commented that the controls are too far back, but it is no trouble at all to reach the controls while sitting.Installation: straight forward but mistakes are easy to do. 1) measure the distance between your valve and toilet tank then go the hardware store to get teflon tape and a toilet flexible supply line. The supply lines come in several lengths of about 4 inches difference - a bit longer is better because you can coil the extra length into a loose loop instead of making a tight turn with a shorter line. Since it is an art to get the teflon on correctly, I would buy teflon instead of using what comes in the kit, because you will waste more than what you use - i did. 2) put teflon (at least 3 layers) on the threads behind the control box and on the T-fitting threads 3) loosely attach the kit's hose to the control box and the T fitting, and the supply line to the T fitting BEFORE you get down and dirty at the toilet - 4) Put the rubber washer (included in kit) into the T - fitting (included in kit) at the end as per the included diagram - it's small and easy to loose so be careful. 5) Turn off the water centrally (as toilet pipe valves can leak) 6) get a large towel or several rags to absorb the leaks that will happen during the installation. 7) at the toilet, remove the current toilet seat, place the unit in the proper location as per the instructions, and then replace the seat, and screw this down appropriately. 8) under the toilet, put the towel or rags under the pipes, then first turn the toilet supply valve off, then flush the toilet so the tank is empty (just in case...). 9) unscrew all the necessary fittings under the toilet and put teflon tape on the toilet's pipe threads and the valve threads. 10) in no particular order, screw on the T-fitting, valve fitting, while managing the coils in the flexible tubing so that it is positioned cosmetically. I found it an advantage to gradually tighten all the fittings simultaneously, instead of fully tightening one at a time, so as to make positioning the coils of extra tubing easier. Don't over tighten the T-fitting end (where the rubber washer was inserted) to the toilet as this may deform the rubber washer and plug up water flow to the tank - this happened to me, and when I unscrewed the fitting a bit, water started to flow up to the tank). 11) After cleaning up and drying up the floor, I left a paper towel under the pipes to see if any leaks remained.Hint: while under the toilet trying to get into the right position the unscrew and screw the various fittings, you may rest your right elbow on the unit that sticks out away from the toilet and unsupported. This may breath the units "arm". So be mindful NOT to rest your arm on the unit or using to get leverage while positing your body into that tight space at the toilet, or you could break the unit. (I almost did a few times).Hint: don't look into the toilet to watch the spray when pressing the buttons, or you'll get a face full of water.Function: does and excellent job of cleaning. After a couple of uses, I got used to the cold water (I don't have hot water access at my toilet). You do have to squiggle your butt (a bit to-and-fro) to get yourself into the line of spray, you'll know it when you feel it.Hint, don't sit too far forward when spraying on high, as the space between you and the opening of the seat in the back will cause ricochetting water to spray around the outside of the seat. Since there is no drying function, you will have to use a bit of paper to dry yourself.Conclusion: After several days of use, I can't go back to not using an in- toilet bidet. I should have done this decades ago. I think this product looks elegant and is easy to use. I'm glad I got this one instead of the others.

This was my first experience even using a biday. Absolutely, fantastic. I think toilets should be built with these by default. I think in Europe they are, I understand now. Who knows how much I'm gonna save in tp? But that's not the point I feel very clean and refreshed. What a great simple device.

Works great, super easy to install be sure to use teflon tape. The only thing is that it will spray cold water this bidet doesn’t heat up but given the price, it gets the job done. In the summer it’s super refreshing, lets see how I feel in the winter!