How to Be Rapture Ready

This book will change your life now and in eternity. A must read for anyone who wants to make the rapture. If you read and follow this simple guide, I will see you in heaven one day.

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For many Christians, life looks like a combination of the pagans and the apostles. They partake in such sinful pleasures as soda pop and destroying their temples with various candies and cookies offered by those of Satan's domain. Our world is so utterly corrupt to the point that, according to my extensive research and study on the topic, nearly 98.56% of all Christians living today would not make it to the Eternal Paradise. I, unfortunately, was once in this group of the ETERNALLY DAMNED. However, thanks to this revolutionary book, my life has been utterly transformed and I can say for certain that I am indeed "rapture ready". No longer do I partake of the evil this world offers. Things like Harry Potter, rock and roll, and female jeans are no longer of interest to me. You may not believe what I have to say or you may think it all be in jest, but one day we will all see who has professed the truth of the Lord. Read this book and repent, or burn in Hell. May God have mercy on all our souls. Amen and amen.